dude America – poem by J.Gawrych

i’m not “into” politics.
it isn’t my “thing”.

this guy doesn’t have a twitter.
does he even exist?

i dunno man Facebook is so lame,
wanna go to the bar and watch the game?

dude she liked my status
AND my profile pic.

imagine if McDonald’s delivered
imagine if they sold giftcards.

why don’t you want bacon.
i could never date a vegetarian.

you’re not going to become a vegan are you?
please don’t become a vegan.

i’m not “into” poetry.
it isn’t my “thing”